| hey dudes. just watched Fast and the Furious (AGAIN! *drool* Paul Walker) so in honour of His Royal Hotness i've changed my xanga 'theme' to: *fanfare…drumroll…* PAUL WALKER WORLD!!!! surprise surprise! omigawd he is so damn hot. i feel an urge to say sh!t alot now…must be the movie…oh well, no…not really. Paul Walker…oooooohhh la la! hot guy, hot car…who could ask for more! well yea, that's my tidbit for the day. prop me! (if you're cool enough that is  ) |
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| It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's
a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front
door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.
"Carrie's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he asks.
"That's cool," says Bobby.
Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby
replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop
or a movie. Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out
and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby, so he asks
Carrie's Dad to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carries father, "Carrie
really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!"
Well, this just made Bobby's eyes light up, and immediately
revised his plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Carrie
comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that
she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby
escorts his date out the front door.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Carrie rushes
back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at
her father: "DAMMIT, DADDY! THE TWIST!! THE DANCE IS CALLED THE TWIST!!!" |
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| GO CALGARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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|  Mr. Enns' funeral today……
But we can take comfort that he's goen to a better place to be with God now.
He wouldn't want us to be sad for him, we should be happy for him that he's with God and we'll see him soon enough!
SO here on a lighter note:
"A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back raised her hand and said, "All I want
out of life is four animals."
The teacher asked "Really? And what four animals would that
be"?
The little girl replied, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the
garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."
The teacher fainted."
LOL!! i took AP yesterday…in one word it was TEDIOUS…see my vocab's still messed…stuck in AP mode! |
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